Somebody's Laughing
You may think this is not funny, I may, on ocassion, think it's not funny, but somebody, somewhere is laughing.
Steven Wright: Monotone comedian, clean humor, still funny
Three months ago, Beaufort County Now published a selection of jokes by the "king of deadpan," Steven Wright. A second selection is past due. Enjoy!
May 26th, 2011
"And now, Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey..."
With this post, my proclivity for humorists who specialize in brilliantly funny, thought-provoking one-liners is becoming obvious.
May 26th, 2011
Good proofreaders are hard to find
We, at Beaufort County Now, can only hope that some of the mistakes that sneak past our not-so-very-close watch are almost as hilarious as those hiding in the following newspaper headlines.
May 26th, 2011
Darwin Awards: Top 10 least-evolved humans of 2010
It's that magical time of year again when the Darwin Awards are bestowed, honoring the least evolved among us.
January 3rd, 2011
Contrived situations are funnier than canned laughter
For your chuckling pleasure, Beaufort County Now has compiled some of the king of deadpan, Steven Wright’s, best one-liners.
January 3rd, 2011
Telemarketers Beware!
Telemarketers got no reason to live? I imagine the melodic strains of an old Randy Newman tune as I type the preceding question. What do you think?
January 3rd, 2011
Radical Muslims do the Darndest Things
In this edition of our comedy opus, we discuss humor that is radical Islam.
January 3rd, 2011
A Second Supply of Lawyer Jokes Supplied by our Favorite Lawyer
Lawyer Rufino has supplied our funnybones with a bit of sustenance for one our favorite subjects: the plight, or is it blight, of lawyers.
January 1st, 2011
Things That are Difficult to Say When Drunk
Drinking can be hazardous to your health. But it makes me laugh ... at you.
January 1st, 2011
The 9 Words Women Use
Learn how to live a purposeful life in the eyes of your spouse or significant other.
January 1st, 2011
A Plethora of Lawyer Jokes Supplied by our Favorite Lawyer
Lawyer Rufino has supplied our funnybones with a bit of sustenance for one our favorite subjects: the plight, or is it blight, of lawyers.
January 1st, 2011
Men's age as determined by a trip to Home Depot -
A Saturday morning out at the Home Depot will have its consequences.
January 1st, 2011
The Difference Between the USA and a Muslim country
It's not everyday that we have such a pristine example of the differences between these two cultures. Then again, I could be wrong ... I may have overestimated its significance.
January 1st, 2011